tikkety-tok:

(via ohbeckoh)

manywinged:

manywinged:

milfbaitt:

manywinged:

manywinged:

sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can’t keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

(via mofmans)

amateur-climber-pro-shitposter:

guerrillatech:

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

(via mofmans)

plaguedocboi:

plague-masks-n-mushrooms:

plaguedocboi:

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

Well there’s no need to be dramatic

(via aurion-archive)

apricotparrotmemes:

tlirsgender:

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I’m gonna kill you

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

(via miladysatsuki)

funshinebf:

there is so much fucking happening here

(via junkoandthediamonds)

memewhore:

(via 24ozsteak)

guerrillatech:

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(via mofmans)

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

girl are you the first preserved dinosaur butthole cause you are “perfect” and “unique”

outfits to wear on a first date

(via mofmans)

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

What did the mayor of dc mean by this

(via mofmans)

pasta-is-magnificent:

closeteddragqueen-deactivated20:

whabababy:

aerix-spades:

crocgirl420:

Clash of titties

if this isnt gender equality i dont know

this us just guitar hero with breasts

This is how anime girls greet each other

(via orange-plum)

yandere-angela:

fefeman:

lifeaccordingtodrew:

memecucker:

What the fuck!

turns out when they say “don’t accept food from strangers” and “don’t get in a stranger’s car”, it’s actually about government vehicles

(via mathi-mathi)

cautionlazer:

cautionlazer:

cursedstim:

cursedstim:

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

(via mathi-mathi)